More Anna!

TMZ has learned the negotiations between Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead now have nothing to do with little Dannielynn. It's all about money.Sources tell TMZ that Howard K. Stern has all but conceded that Larry Birkhead is the dad. Exhibit A: TMZ's story yesterday that Stern has already let Birkhead spend time with the baby. We're told Stern is willing to cooperate with paternity matters if the price is right. Specifically, sources say Stern has his eye on the Bahamian house Anna Nicole bought (not Horizons), and the boat she purchased just before her death. But that is not the end of Stern's financial wish list. Sources say he has set his sights on other assets as well.Under the will and the laws of inheritance, Dannielynn would get all her mom's assets. Nonetheless, we're told the house, the boat and other assets are being discussed. It is unclear how Stern might lay claim to the items in question. Nonetheless, we're told that's precisely what he wants.

Judge Seidlin and THE FONZ | Separated at birth

I think we're onto something!
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As you have probably heard by now, the hard-pAArtying mother of two checked out of rehab again this morning. Thankfully, even when she was pretending to be a mother, Britney wasn't doing much parenting. Us Weekly spoke with a former Spears staffer, and what they have to say is sad and upsetting! "She gets over-whelmed," a source tells Us. "She gets so frustrated when they cry, asking, 'How do I make it stop?' But she loves her kids."

FAIR IS FAIR, BRITNEY!

And I'm not talking about what you're thinking I'm talking about. Photos to come, but Britney was seen in a salon shaving her own head! She's the Legend Billy Jean of our time!!! FAIR IS FAIR! Maybe she'll do a Pat Bennatar cover on her upcoming album.

This just in! Howard to testify!

From Fox News:
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Anna Nicole Smith said in a 2001 will that all property of her estate should be given to longtime companion Howard K. Stern to hold in trust for her son Daniel, who died in September.

The will, which was released to the media, does not contain any information about where the former Playboy Playmate would have liked to be buried.

Also Friday, a judge ordered Stern to testify Tuesday in the continuation of a hearing over who should get custody of Smith's body.

Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin ruled that Stern must appear in court Tuesday "for the limited purposes of testifying" about the "issues" at hand that day — meaning where to bury Smith, he said.

Smith's estranged mother, Vergie Arthur, and Smith's ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead will also testify, along with other of Smith's friends and family members.
The hearing adjourned just before noon EST Friday, and the recess will last until Tuesday.

I know some peeps are getting sick of all this coverage, but I can't get enough! Even though ET runs the saaaaaaame footage over and over again, I still watch. Sad. Oh, but now I watch on my crazy big 40" plasma. I'm officially dumb and I don't mind!

Another Another Baby Daddy!

Yet one more man is now claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl!
The doomed blonde's former bodyguard, Alexander Denk, reveals exclusively to TV's Extra that he and Smith had a torrid affair for two years and thinks he quite possibly could be the father of little Dannielynn.

Another Baby Daddy!?

Doesn't exactly look like Dannilynn, but. . .

THIS JUST IN! Another baby Daddy? Posted on People.com Photos of Smith with a Bahamian official were published in a local newspaper. The Tribune of Nassau printed two pictures of Smith in bed with immigration minister Shane Gibson, who approved her application for permanent residency in the island nation, the Associated Press reports. The two are embracing, but both are fully clothed."

Anna and her million baby daddys

I half expect my husband to come home and say he is the father of little Dannilynn Stern (full moniker pending paternity testing, I think, how does that work if it's already on her birth certificate?). Most recently, her half-sister has claimed that Dannilynn is the product of Anna-billion dollar x Howard Marshall's frozen sperm being implanted. Gross.

Baby Daddy possibility #3, Prince Frederic Von Anhalt (pictured left), husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, announced today that he would be filing a paternity challenge to gain custody of Dannielynn, according to the Associated Press.

SNL's hit song

JT closed his two-hour concert at Madison Square Garden on Wednesday by singing "D*** in a Box" song from his SNL skit (sooooo funny) with special guest Andy Samberg. To hear the song and watch the skit, click on Justin's picture. Hilarious, not for viewing at work. ( :

Tatum's Daddy

Ryan O'Neal was arrested early Saturday morning "regarding a battery that had occurred" at his Malibu residence. He is accused of assaulting his son, Griffin O'Neal. Ryan was charged with assault with a deadly weapon and negligent discharge of a firearm. He was released on a $50,000 bond. Evidently the elder O'Neal and Griffin got into an argument and Neil Hassman, Ryan's Manager, said that he was simply defending himself after his son began swinging a fireplace poker wildly. Griffin's pregnant girlfriend was injured in the incident, but was treated and released at a nearby hospital with minor injuries. Hassman claims the injuries were caused by Griffin and not by Ryan. Nice behavior seeing as how Farah is in remission and needs some R&R.

Why?

Millions of readers visit Perezhilton.com to read his nasty comments and laugh at the juvenile drawings he scribbles on candid photos of celebs. It's funny, I admit it. No one is spared in the Hollywood community, including the adolescent children of celebrity "it" couples like Rumor Willis, aka Potato Head. No one that is, except for the self proclaimed Queen of All Media's moniker Paris Hilton. With scandal after scandal erupting around Paris Hilton every day, including the recent infamous storage shed debacle, Perez says nothing. Nothing. Really? Why?

Forget today's starlets

I want to know what happened to Judd Nelson lately, Andrew McCarthy? Ah, these were the heart throbs of my youth.

If you know what he's up to, please post.