Gwen's New Depressing Song

Drama continues

There are new reports that Anna Nicole Smith's mother had sex with her stepbrother and produced a fugly child together.

Real World Cast Reunites!

For the first time in the show's more than fifteen year history, the Real World is reuniting the cast from one of their season's for a special series.
Trishelle and the other misfits from Las Vegas are returning to their suite at the Palms Resort and Casino.

oh, good for them!

Recently reunited with hubby Travis Barker, Shanna Moakler celebrated her birthday at Pure in Las Vegas this past weekend.

Fashion Forward!

Oh Chole, you're so fashion forward! This is actually one of her better ensembles.

Skinny Celebs

I can't say I'm not jealous, because I am. You know how hard it is to lose a pound or two--so how can celebs, constantly lunching and going out, suddenly lose like 20? I think I found the answer--weight loss products that the average joe just doesn't know about. Seriously, how do you think Courtney Love suddenly looks hot again? I think I've discovered their secret!! ( :

brit brit wigs out for the lakers

she looks nice, i'm impressed! maybe she's dating a basketball star? hmmm, inquiring minds wanna know!

Celebrity Diets and Weight Loss

Celebrity Diets

Courtney Love?

Say it like borat, "wowee wow wow!" This is Courtney Love?! Crazy.
According to People, "Courtney Love got the Internet buzzing Wednesday when she appeared dramatically slimmed down in a batch of beach photos – and now she says she's lost 44 pounds. In a posting on Love's Web site, Moonwashedrose.com, she writes under the name "court" that she "lost 44 pounds with 6 more maybe 11 more to go."

Zombie like Jenny

At a party to celebrate the release of her first Spanish-language album Como Ama Una Mujer (How a Woman Loves), Jennifer Lopez had no bigger fan than husband Marc Anthony. When the singer appeared onstage Tuesday at the Spotlight Live in New York, she thanked the crowd of familiar faces, which included her mother and sister, but was quickly interrupted by a voice in the audience yelling, "I think you're so cute!"

Anna's Autopsy

But we have to wait 'til Monday, March 26th to find out what it reveals. Can you take the suspense??

Joss Stone

It was a cute affectation at first, but now her propensity to not wear shoes is just downright stank.
Joss Stone goes barefoot and smelly as she performs on the Today show on Tuesday.

Ahhhh, Tori popped, Britney hit the public restrooms, and all is well with the world

Tori and her gross husband, Dean, welcomed a little baby boy into the world named Aaron. Perhaps that will mend her strained relationship with her Mom, Candy. Doubt it though.

Im happier news, Britpee Spears is getting back to her old self and hitting public lavs on her outings to AA meetings. Yeah Britsters!

Gross!

Tori and her baby Daddy, McVomit, waddle along after discussing their B&B with the media. I bet they serve crisco and lard for breakfast at the swank Inn, yummers!

Brit Brit!

Britney is still not in a good place, despite being in rehab.

Us Weekly is reporting that Spears is in unhappy in rehab and wants out!

What more, those close to her are "in shock at what bad shape she's in," says an insider.

Spears checked in to the Promises Residential Treatment Center in Malibu, California two weeks ago, the mother of two "has been getting in tons of trouble."

The former singer has been reprimanded for making cellphone calls, has left the facility to shop, and now she wants to leave rehab for good.

"She's convinced she's suffering from postpartum depression and does not think she has an alcohol or drug problem," a source tells the mag. "She's angry at her family and her manager for pressuring her to enter the program. She feels she was ambushed."

Ann Coulter's Disgusting Behavior

Whatever your political slant or morale agenda, some things are just not appropriate, are absolutely ignorant and your actions should have consequences.

At the Conservative Political Action Conference today, which was attended by 2008 Republican Presidential candidates Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani, Mike Huckabee, Tom Tancredo (R-CO), Senator Sam Brownback (R-KS), former Congressman Duncan Hunter (R-CA) as well as Vice President Dick Cheney, Ann Coulter referred to Senator John Edwards as a "faggot".
After being introduced by Romney, who said "I am happy to hear that after you hear from me, you will hear from Ann Coulter. That is a good thing. Oh yeah!", Coulter took the stage and said:
"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot,’ so I — so kind of an impasse, can’t really talk about Edwards." (video)

Bad Bobby

After he was arrested earlier this week for failing to pay almost $20,000.00 in child support to one of his many bastard children, a radio station in Washington, D.C. bailed Bobby Brown out of the slammer on one condition - that he agree to appear on their morning show.
Well, the failed singer was expected on air this morning and he didn't show!

Hot 99.5 just posted the following:
"Bobby Brown BAILS on HOT 99.5 Morning ShowFriday 03-02-2007 9:28amIf you have been listening to The Kane Show this morning on HOT 99.5, then you already know what's happening. Bobby Brown has backed out on his part of our deal to pay his back child support in return for appearing on The Kane Show for one week."

More Anna!

TMZ has learned the negotiations between Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead now have nothing to do with little Dannielynn. It's all about money.Sources tell TMZ that Howard K. Stern has all but conceded that Larry Birkhead is the dad. Exhibit A: TMZ's story yesterday that Stern has already let Birkhead spend time with the baby. We're told Stern is willing to cooperate with paternity matters if the price is right. Specifically, sources say Stern has his eye on the Bahamian house Anna Nicole bought (not Horizons), and the boat she purchased just before her death. But that is not the end of Stern's financial wish list. Sources say he has set his sights on other assets as well.Under the will and the laws of inheritance, Dannielynn would get all her mom's assets. Nonetheless, we're told the house, the boat and other assets are being discussed. It is unclear how Stern might lay claim to the items in question. Nonetheless, we're told that's precisely what he wants.

Judge Seidlin and THE FONZ | Separated at birth

I think we're onto something!
http://trashytv.blogspot.com/

As you have probably heard by now, the hard-pAArtying mother of two checked out of rehab again this morning. Thankfully, even when she was pretending to be a mother, Britney wasn't doing much parenting. Us Weekly spoke with a former Spears staffer, and what they have to say is sad and upsetting! "She gets over-whelmed," a source tells Us. "She gets so frustrated when they cry, asking, 'How do I make it stop?' But she loves her kids."

FAIR IS FAIR, BRITNEY!

And I'm not talking about what you're thinking I'm talking about. Photos to come, but Britney was seen in a salon shaving her own head! She's the Legend Billy Jean of our time!!! FAIR IS FAIR! Maybe she'll do a Pat Bennatar cover on her upcoming album.

This just in! Howard to testify!

From Fox News:
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — Anna Nicole Smith said in a 2001 will that all property of her estate should be given to longtime companion Howard K. Stern to hold in trust for her son Daniel, who died in September.

The will, which was released to the media, does not contain any information about where the former Playboy Playmate would have liked to be buried.

Also Friday, a judge ordered Stern to testify Tuesday in the continuation of a hearing over who should get custody of Smith's body.

Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin ruled that Stern must appear in court Tuesday "for the limited purposes of testifying" about the "issues" at hand that day — meaning where to bury Smith, he said.

Smith's estranged mother, Vergie Arthur, and Smith's ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead will also testify, along with other of Smith's friends and family members.
The hearing adjourned just before noon EST Friday, and the recess will last until Tuesday.

I know some peeps are getting sick of all this coverage, but I can't get enough! Even though ET runs the saaaaaaame footage over and over again, I still watch. Sad. Oh, but now I watch on my crazy big 40" plasma. I'm officially dumb and I don't mind!

Another Another Baby Daddy!

Yet one more man is now claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby girl!
The doomed blonde's former bodyguard, Alexander Denk, reveals exclusively to TV's Extra that he and Smith had a torrid affair for two years and thinks he quite possibly could be the father of little Dannielynn.

Another Baby Daddy!?

Doesn't exactly look like Dannilynn, but. . .

THIS JUST IN! Another baby Daddy? Posted on People.com Photos of Smith with a Bahamian official were published in a local newspaper. The Tribune of Nassau printed two pictures of Smith in bed with immigration minister Shane Gibson, who approved her application for permanent residency in the island nation, the Associated Press reports. The two are embracing, but both are fully clothed."

Anna and her million baby daddys

I half expect my husband to come home and say he is the father of little Dannilynn Stern (full moniker pending paternity testing, I think, how does that work if it's already on her birth certificate?). Most recently, her half-sister has claimed that Dannilynn is the product of Anna-billion dollar x Howard Marshall's frozen sperm being implanted. Gross.

Baby Daddy possibility #3, Prince Frederic Von Anhalt (pictured left), husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, announced today that he would be filing a paternity challenge to gain custody of Dannielynn, according to the Associated Press.

SNL's hit song

JT closed his two-hour concert at Madison Square Garden on Wednesday by singing "D*** in a Box" song from his SNL skit (sooooo funny) with special guest Andy Samberg. To hear the song and watch the skit, click on Justin's picture. Hilarious, not for viewing at work. ( :

Tatum's Daddy

Ryan O'Neal was arrested early Saturday morning "regarding a battery that had occurred" at his Malibu residence. He is accused of assaulting his son, Griffin O'Neal. Ryan was charged with assault with a deadly weapon and negligent discharge of a firearm. He was released on a $50,000 bond. Evidently the elder O'Neal and Griffin got into an argument and Neil Hassman, Ryan's Manager, said that he was simply defending himself after his son began swinging a fireplace poker wildly. Griffin's pregnant girlfriend was injured in the incident, but was treated and released at a nearby hospital with minor injuries. Hassman claims the injuries were caused by Griffin and not by Ryan. Nice behavior seeing as how Farah is in remission and needs some R&R.

Why?

Millions of readers visit Perezhilton.com to read his nasty comments and laugh at the juvenile drawings he scribbles on candid photos of celebs. It's funny, I admit it. No one is spared in the Hollywood community, including the adolescent children of celebrity "it" couples like Rumor Willis, aka Potato Head. No one that is, except for the self proclaimed Queen of All Media's moniker Paris Hilton. With scandal after scandal erupting around Paris Hilton every day, including the recent infamous storage shed debacle, Perez says nothing. Nothing. Really? Why?

Forget today's starlets

I want to know what happened to Judd Nelson lately, Andrew McCarthy? Ah, these were the heart throbs of my youth.

If you know what he's up to, please post.